Our collection of kits cater to a variety of skill levels, creating a seamless process for you to enjoy. Each kit is carefully curated, and includes a digital pattern and the yardage of yarn needed for your desired size! You can select your preferred colorway, and have the option to add the necessary needles and notions to your order!

Bring Your Knitting Vision to Life with The Violent Cat Lady's Patterns!

Ready to create your own cozy, handmade Sweater, Cardigan, Sweater Vest or accessory? With The Violent Cat Lady's knitting patterns, you’ll have the perfect guide to make your knitting dreams a reality. Designed with beginners in mind, each pattern features clear, step-by-step instructions that take you through every stitch. Whether you're just starting out or looking for your next project, these patterns are your ticket to crafting a cozy masterpiece. Please note, this is a pattern to help you create your own beautiful knitwear, not a finished piece. Let’s get knitting!

PREORDER: Estimated to ship in October 2025.

Discover Lang Phoenix Tweed, the beloved big ball of fluffy, cozy yarn, now with a playful rainbow tweed twist! If you already love Lang Phoenix, you’ll fall head over heels for this updated version. Made from 93% mulesing-free extra fine Merino wool, Phoenix Tweed is incredibly soft and cozy.

This modern bouclé yarn adds bold texture and vibrant flecks to your projects. While it may take a moment to get used to knitting with its unique texture, it quickly becomes intuitive and satisfying to work with. Perfect for fast, warm creations that feel as good as they look.

Tip: For garments that require seaming, we recommend using a thinner yarn in a similar color (without tweed) for a cleaner finish.